“…was a paedophile and how he slept about with Thai boys under the age of 15.”

“Have you heard about him sleeping with Thai boys? His boyfriend is 16, he is dirty.”

Oh! Oh! Oh! those double-zeroes got nothin' on me, I'm going for the treble. Yeah, see those grams drop off!

I have a 'special friend' in Jesus.

£4,000? £4,000?! I want £17,000 dammit… wait, better make that £34,000 because my feelings were hurt so badly after I was turned down for 25 jobs. Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

'Hrun' easily accepted an invisible god, but had trouble reading his invisible book.