“…and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:” [Genesis 1:14]
“…for guard against all obstinate rebellious evil spirits,” [Qur’an 37:7]
“…and We have made such (Lamps) (as) missiles to drive away the Evil Ones…” [Qur’an 67:5]

Aha-ha-ha!

Of course, all those stars and galaxies were made just for you!

(1) Image of the Tarantula Nebula in the Large Magellanic Cloud from ESO.